all jokes here.

Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Rajnikant won the race. Thumbs Up Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . Tongue Do U know why. . . . . . . . . . . . Coz light came third, ROFL but who came 2nd HuH . . . . . . . Rajnikant’s shadow :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 1.Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..! 2. At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD, Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed..! 3. Long back, A person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called as "Saints" But now they are called.. "IT professionals"